I apologize for my last post. I don't know what I was thinking. Blogs are not for idiots...they are for self absorbed assholes.
People with blogs fall into two categories. First, people with genuine expertise on a subject or a fresh insight into something that they wish to share with others. Second, narcissistic douche bags/bottles/nozzles that love to hear the sound of their own typing. I, of course, fall into the latter category. I have now found that the satisfaction I get from seeing my printed thoughts online is rivaled only by the satisfaction I receive when I wear my lady out in bed. Blogging is way easier. I would say it's also faster, but I don't have the nickname "The Flash" for nothing.
Plus I am trying to improve my writing so that when I have kids people don't mistake them for hailing from the Ozarks/Adirondacks/West Virginia due to their use of words such as: "yep," "y'all," and "scooterpie."
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Just the kind of post I enjoy seeing. I hope to see more. Unfortunately you'll have to proof-read your rants a little more to prevent yourself from looking dumb. Peace out SCOOTERPIE
What is this "proof-read" you speak of? How dare you call me dumb, I am an R-tard of the highest degree, use my full title: "King of the Shortbus" or do not address me!
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