Is it wrong to love yourself? The Bible says no. In fact, it's wrong to not love yourself.
I'm not talking about physical love, but a more spiritual love. Although physical self-love is awesome too (you know what I'm talking about......you know....). Anyway, I'm speaking of the love I feel for everything about myself. The way I smell (manly), the way I sound (clownish?), the way I feel (hairy), and the way I look. Everyone should feel this way, about me or themselves, whichever.
The point of all this ego flagellation is: THE NEW FANTASTIC SPARKLE POWER LUCKY MISO FATAL'S HOUSE PODCAST!!!!! Oh my fucking goodness! Are you psyched? You will get to hear my voice spout my insane, self love propaganda on your iPod, iRiver, iThingy, or crappy generic mp3 player.
All I need to complete my plan for the beginning of the end is an iPod, a microphone, and some cables and crap. So, if you have some disposable income and bad judgement, buy me the items I mentioned (and batteries if needed) and mail them to me. No I will not give you my address, but if you buy a P.O. box in my town and hide the key in some bushes by the gas station, I will be able to receive your package (I said "receive your package," I crack myself up).
Oh yeah, more dictionary terms to come...
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Ohhhhh someone pinch me!! A podcast....how dreamy
That's right bitches! Pretty soon all I'll need is a body fluid cast and you can have a piece of Fatal violate you in every way imaginable.
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