I'm stuck in training at work from 2pm to 8pm every night for the next 2 weeks and I've come to realize that I can, in fact, read. Now you may say to yourself : "Why of course you can read Fatal, you must be able to because you can write this fabulous blog!" If you did say this to yourself I would ask you how your life-partner is doing, because the only people that use the word "fabulous" are gay.
Oh yeah, back to the topic at hand. I say that I can read because apparently our training is comprised solely of listening to the "trainer" and following the idiot proof exercises in the manual. I could do this crap myself from the comfort of a barca lounger in my own home. Two problems with this thought: one, I don't have a barca lounger; two, I wouldn't do this shit if there was a Colt .45 aimed at my head. The beer, not the gun. If there was a gun aimed at me I would probably pee myself and whimper, that's just how I roll.
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Fabulous...simply fabulous! And, my life partner is doing just fine
That's good to hear. Tell whatever his or her name is hello for me. I'm not judging your lifestyle choice, it's just not for me personally.
But I'm not judging....don't get me wrong....I respect your right to do...whatever it is you're doing...I'm not gonna pry, it's none of my business. Let me just say for the record, that technically, the Bible says being gay is a crime against nature.
There I said it. Don't get mad at me, I didn't write it, God did. If you're going to get mad at anyone and call them a bigot, call God a bigot.
P.S. Calling God a bigot makes you a blasphemer....it's written somewhere....ask a Republican if you don't believe me.
Haha....SHE says hello and also says that having a blog makes you gay, not saying the word "fabulous"
If having a blog makes me gay, then I am a raging inferno of man love. Wait, that came out wrong...I hate her evil woman logic.
We can be gay together! Cause apparently Im quite the fairy for simply reading the damn blog.
Dude, can you encourage other people to read this? That way I feel like I am accomplishing something with my life. I'll be a celebrity in my own small world.
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